5 Amazing Double Meaning Jokes

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    Son: I Don't Want To Go School Ma!
    All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
    &
    The Kids Hate Me.

    ..
    Mom:No!
    U Should Go, Bcoz U R The
    .
    .
    .
    "Principal"



    Man to motel desk clerk:How much for room.
    Clerk:depends on room size
    Man:Do you take children?
    Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards.




    Diagram in a book was not clear..
    So,madam drew a diagram on a Blackboard and announced
    .
    "Dont look at a book Figure,
    Look at my Figure!!"




    What Is The Biggest Benefit
    Of Having Girlfriend In The
    Same College Or School
    Where You Study?
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    .
    .
    .
    .
    100% Attendance ...




    Hw fast cn u guess d wrds?
    1.BOO_S
    2._ _NDOM
    3.F_ _ K
    4.P_ N_S
    5.PU_S_
    6.S_X
    Ans
    1.BOOKS
    2.RANDOM
    3.FORK
    4.PANTS
    5.PULSE
    6.SIX
    U Got ALL 6 Wrong Didn't u?
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