3 Insurance Jokes

    Q: Do you engage in motorcycling, hunting or any other pastimes of a hazardous nature?
    A: I Watch the Lottery Show and listen to Terry Wogan.
    This customer collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were:
    Q: What warning was given by you?
    A: Horn
    Q: What warning was given by the other party?
    A: Moo

    A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him. "Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?"
    "I've got a kickstand," the prospect replied. "Is that the same thing?"

    An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a farmer.
    "Look at it this way," he said finally. "How would your wife carry on if you should die?"
    "Well..." drawled the weather-beaten man, "I don't reckon that'd be any concern of mine - long as she behaves herself while I'm alive."
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