5 Best Jokes on Medical and Doctor

    Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
    We Tried Our Best
    Can’t Say Anything Right Now!

    A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in
    front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers.  When the pastor
    finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their
    good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart
    closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.
    The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
    "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
    "What's so funny about that?"
    "I'm a gynecologist."

    Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said, "I need you to cut
    off my dog's tail."
    The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"
    "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make
    her think she's welcome."

    A man to doctor:
    Is there any medicine for long life..?
    Doctor: Get married..!!
    Man: Will it help ?
    Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!

    Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
    Are you choking?
    No, I really did!
    Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
    You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
    Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
    Use a pencil ‘till I get there
    Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
    Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
    Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
    Didn't I see you yesterday?
    Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
    Yes - here's a kite!
    Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
    Stick your foot out and trip it up!
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