5 Best Jokes on Lawyer and Attorney

    A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item:
    "Was walking down the street and saw you on the other side. Walked to the corner to cross at the light, crossed the street and walked quickly to catch up with you. Got close and saw it wasn't you. -$50.00."

    A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
    "How much does it cost for engineer brain?"
    "Three dollars an ounce."
    "How much does it cost for programmer brain?"
    "Four dollars an ounce."
    "How much for lawyer brain?"
    "$1,000 an ounce."
    "Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
    "Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

    Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.
    "How’s business?" asked the first.
    "Rotten," replied the other. "Yesterday, I chased an ambulance for twenty miles. When I finally caught up to it, there were already two other lawyer hanging on to the bumper."

    Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."
    "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"
    God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."
    Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."
    God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."
    Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?

    When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?
    When his lips are shut.
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