Teacher: Agar Tum tumari GF Ko 500 Do, aur Usko sirf 200 Ki Zarurat Ho To, Wo Kitne Wapas Degi ??..
Student: Kuchh Bhi Nahi…
Teacher: Kya Tum Itni si bhi Maths Nahi Jante ??
Student: Sir, Aap meri gf Ko Nai Jante!!
Ek ladka aur Ek Ladki ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte the…
Lekin ek din Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya, usne gusse mein Bijli se chalne wali aari ko, ladke ki Gardan par rakha diya.
Wo aari ladke ki gardan ko kaatne hi wali thi ki achanak light chali gayi…
Aur paas mein khadi ladki chillayi..
Agar Sachcha hai Aapka Pyaar
To Sath Hai Dilli Sarkar!!
eacher ne Pappu se puchha: Beta tumhari umra kya hai?
Pappu: Ghar me 7 saal, School mein 5 saal aur railgaari me 3 saal
Air hostess to Pathan: What will you have sir?
Pathan : Wallah, hamare liye Taveez wala chai laao
Air Hostess: Abbe Afghanistan ke Chapad-Ganju! Woh Taveez nahi tea-bag hai!!
Nurse: Mubarak ho, Aapko teen bachche hue hain..
Santa: Yeh to hona hi tha, Filmein hi aisi dekhti thi.. Dhoom 3, Golmaal 3, Murder 3, Krissh 3…!
Nurse: Achcha hua, Delhi 6 nahin dekhi!!
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